The Brothers Cockachin

Chewy and Chester, early 30s, still live with their long-suffering single mom -- this because they're foul-mouthed, slacker chauvinists. But all that changes when, after a night of debauchery, the brothers wake up to discover that their manhoods have relocated...from their crotches to their chins.


Wearing diapers on their faces to hide their condition, the brothers search desperately for a way out of their surreal predicament. Can a visit from their long lost father, and some time spent in a reeducation camp, cure them of their womanizing ways and return their organs to their rightful places? And in the process, turn these jerks into decent human beings?


I view this script as a kind of fairy tale, yet played as a perfectly legitimate story arising from that "what if?" -- what if two male chauvinist idiots suffered the most ridiculous penalty imaginable? There are many movies about guys who, figuratively, can't see past their own johnsons -- why not a movie about two guys who literally can't?


This movie could be made on the cheap (under 10 million) and wouldn't require any stars. Just two really talented comedic actors to play the brothers and the willingness of a few people to take a risk on something a little different but with all the potential to become the next comedic phenomenon.