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Talentville T-Shirt idea contest - Enter your best ideas here

Ben Cahan
Posted July 22, 2014 12:26 PM

For some reason I accidentally locked the topic, but now it is open again, so keep the ideas coming.  Geoff Morton's gerbil image is a contender as is his "Hour in the life of a screenwriter" idea, but maybe some new concepts, images, cartoons or whatever might surface if everyone puts in their best concept.

Remember, humorous or irreverent is generally fun for the back of t-shirts, at least in my view, but any concept that references screenwriters or screenwriting could work.

K Hanenberg
Posted July 22, 2014 5:15 PM

I stand by my earlier, succinct submission. 

Screenwriter: Worst movie date.  Ever.

Many thanks to Brittany-saurus Rex for her endorsement in the other thread.     

Brittany Lamoureux
Posted July 22, 2014 6:59 PM

I stand by my earlier, succinct submission. 

Screenwriter: Worst movie date.  Ever.

Many thanks to Brittany-saurus Rex for her endorsement in the other thread.     


Yeah, Ken. Love it. And can you imagine two screenwriters watching a movie together?! Man, that would be like MST3K, but waaaaaay more nitpicking.

Also love Steph's "Someone who acts out on the page to stay out of jail" Ha, so true!

K Hanenberg
Posted July 22, 2014 8:02 PM

I didn't even see hers.  Don't know how I missed that, but I'm sold.  I can absolutely relate to that one.  Hence, I've got a thing for characters getting shot in the face. 

Nice Steph.  Treat yourself to another six pack. 

Scott Vasey
Posted July 23, 2014 3:38 AM

Yeah, Stephanie's are funny and the "jail" one is great.  I also really like the "Punch on the Nose" one.

Screenwriter - easily establishes a clear direction in life... for their characters at least.


Non-screenwriter - Hears  a good line and laughs.

Screenwriter - Hears the same line and gets pissed they didn't think of it.

Jen Bieser
Posted July 24, 2014 1:55 PM

Writing from current experience.

Screenwriter: Midnight channeler and clairvoyant for imaginary persons.

Geoff Morton
Posted July 29, 2014 10:50 AM

WRITING: My break from procrastination.

Chidi Ezeibieli
Posted July 30, 2014 5:15 PM

Screenwriter: Lives in a fantasy world, and writes in reality -- such a mixed-up dude.

Theresa Elliott
Posted November 10, 2014 2:02 PM

Screenwriter - someone who writes while in undergarments because less is more.

Bunny B.
Posted November 10, 2014 3:14 PM

Screenwriter - A hopeful masochist or: How I learned to start dreaming and love the tiddly odds.

And if you don't know now you know brother!

(Okay, added the last part because I'm currently listening to Juicy)

Theresa Elliott
Posted November 12, 2014 7:26 PM

Screenwriter - Someone who, as a kindergartener, never grasped the second premise in Show and Tell.


Sarah Docherty
Posted December 4, 2014 1:18 PM

Front of t-shirt;                                

The Beginning,    

The Middle....

Back of t-shirt;

But never The End!


[ya know cause we all love writing :]


Nick Walsh
Posted July 22, 2016 9:40 PM

Great Screenwriters Don't Die, They Just FADE OUT!

Duncan Allan
Posted July 23, 2016 1:52 PM

It's better to FADE OUT than to FADE AWAY...

The below are just for fun...

Don't live with a Screenwriter... There'll be a draft in every room. 

How many Screenwriters does it take to decribe a lightbulb?

Why do Screenwriters make lousy pop-group managers?... They love to break up acts.

Noah would have made a great Screenwriter... He knew how to construct an arc.


Eli Donaldson
Posted August 7, 2016 8:16 PM

Since the members of Talentville are from all over:

Maybe have a picture of a World Globe with certain regions or countries popping out in magnification?   And have several options like maybe having the United States broken into 10ths or 8ths, featuring different parts of the country.  Have Canada broken into several regions.  Have a British Isle and Ireland one.  And Australian one.  Maybe have Europe, Asia, Africa, and South America broken into regions too.

And maybe use a slogan on these globe shirts something like:  "Talentville is Everywhere"  or "Talentville is Where You Want It To Be"  or "Talentville is Anywhere You Want It To Be"